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Can you really imagine life without Bratwurst & Lederhosen?

Enjoy fine wine? Taste buds surgically removed? Who cares?

Panzer. Quintessentially German.

Schumacher – winning the GP – bloody dull but he’s German!
...people have been bored by this site since 2nd. April 2002!
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